ZOMG WE HAVE 2 (TWO) BEAUTIFUL FRESH/ LOVELY/ SINLESS/ NEW NEW NEW NEWWWWW INTERNS!
Meet James Littiebrant (Promotions), and Margaret Petri (Gallery)!
James Littiebrant is a young philosopher of sorts still looking for some stone or another. His curly locks bob in such a way that all who gaze upon him fall asleep at night wishing to the Gods of rock that he might grace them with a sweet slow headbang someday. Hailing from Appleton Wisconsin, James enjoys Mathrock, Pynchon, and jokes about stupid people.
Margaret Petri is one of those pretty young things who lines her pockets with paintbrushes and broken hearts. An artist with a penchant for high heels and late-night cupcake baking, Miss Molly can tell you tall tales about her adventures in Europe while fattening you up and painting naked truthful portraits of your toes. But rest assured nobody will ever hear of it, because as we all know, a Cedarburg Wisconsin native never draws and tells.
These are our interns folks, and we love them dearly.
xoxox, Prolo
